Santa
Forty years of cookies and complaints. This year he's keeping his message short and very clear.
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Naughty list approved
The Naughty Glow Light
LED Santa and Reindeer with glowing middle fingers. The funniest decoration on your street.
€63,90
€145,90
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- Glowing hands: warm yellow light you can see in the dark
- Cordless: no plug or outlet needed
- About 8 in / 20 cm tall: stands on a shelf or hangs on the wall
- A gift that gets a real laugh
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Product details
Christmas, but make it naughty. Santa and his Reindeer are two little LED figures with glowing middle fingers. Put them where people walk by and watch the reactions.
- Glowing hands: warm yellow LED light you can see in the dark
- Cordless: no plug or outlet needed
- Size: about 7.7 × 5.7 × 3.7 in (19.5 × 14.5 × 9.5 cm)
- Shelf or wall: flat base to stand it up, plus a keyhole slot on the back for a nail or screw (or use mounting tape)
- Great gift: perfect for Secret Santa and white elephant swaps
- Material: plastic
Not for people who want to stay on the nice list.
Shipping
Free shipping on every order. We ship within 1-3 business days, and delivery takes 4-9 business days to the US and most of Europe. You'll get a tracking link by email.
30-day guarantee
Don't love it? Email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll give you a full refund.
Naughty Glow Light
€63,90
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Why people love it
The funniest decoration you will ever own
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Glowing hands
A soft yellow glow you can see from the street once it gets dark.
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Cordless
No plug, no extension cords, nothing to trip over.
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Shelf or wall
Stand it on a mantel, shelf or windowsill. Or hang it: there's a keyhole slot on the back for a nail or screw, or use mounting tape.
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Small but easy to spot
About 8 in / 20 cm tall. Easy to see from the street, small enough for any shelf.
Meet the crew
Two troublemakers. Zero chill.
Pick one, or get both and save with a bundle.
The Reindeer
Pulled a sleigh around the world in one night. Now he's off duty and giving everyone the finger. Both of them.
Pick the ReindeerOverheard on porches
Things your neighbors will say
Is Santa… flipping me off?
Where did you GET that?!
I can't believe the reindeer is in on it.
We need to talk about your porch.
Honestly? Best house on the street.
…okay, can you order me one too?
FAQ
Questions, answered
How does it light up?
LEDs inside the hands give a warm yellow glow. It's cordless, so you don't need a plug or an extension cord.
Can I put it outside?
Yes. Put it on the porch, by the front door, on a balcony or in a front window, wherever your neighbors will see it.
How big is it?
About 7.7 × 5.7 × 3.7 in (19.5 × 14.5 × 9.5 cm). Easy to see, small enough for any shelf or windowsill.
Can I hang it on the wall?
Yes. There's a keyhole slot on the back, so you can hang it on a nail or screw. Can't drill? Use strong double-sided mounting tape or adhesive hooks. It also stands on its own flat base.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Shipping is free. We ship within 1-3 business days, and delivery takes 4-9 business days. For Christmas delivery in the US, order by December 12. You'll get a tracking link by email.
Is it… actually rude?
A little. It's a funny decoration for adults. Maybe skip the porch facing the elementary school.
What if I don't love it?
Email us within 30 days of delivery and we'll give you a full refund. That's our naughty-or-nice guarantee.
Do the bundle discounts apply automatically?
Yes. Pick 2 or 3 lights and the discount is added in your cart automatically. No code needed.
How do I track my order?
When your order ships, we email you a tracking link. You can also check our Track your order page.
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